欧美互喷：哈哈，美国人又肥又没有医保！！！等等，你们为什么不笑？_风闻

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正文原创翻译

“跟我们见识一下更美味的奥利奥菜品”

“为什么美国吃起东西来就像他们有免费医保一样？”

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russkie_go_home

I tried eating one of those fried chicken donut sandwiches at the LA county fair and damn near died

我尝试在洛杉矶集市上吃炸鸡甜甜圈三明治，差点死掉。

ConsciousEgg2496

fried chicken donut what the fuck? too much food information for my third world brain…

炸鸡甜甜圈什么鬼? 对于我这个第三世界的大脑来说，食物信息太多了……

russkie_go_home

A piece of fried chicken sandwiched between 2 raspberry jelly flavored donuts. I ate a small piece and felt sick for a week afterwards, my other 2 friends wolfed it down

一块炸鸡夹在两个覆盆子果冻味的甜甜圈中间。我吃了一小块，然后感觉恶心了一个星期，我的另外两个朋友狼吞虎咽地吃了下去。

AgeOfReasonEnds31120

Ameriphobes trying to think of a joke that has not been done to death before:

恐美症患者试图想出一个以前没有被人讲过的笑话。

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They can’t they’re too busy eating krumpets

他们想不到，他们忙着吃炸玉米饼呢。

Quadratums

Oi “fish and chips” lol

喂，“炸鱼薯条”，哈哈。

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One of those two food choices they’re too busy eating fish and chips and krumpets

这两种食物中的一种，他们都忙着吃炸鱼薯条和炸玉米饼。

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Zomgirlxoxo

Hi I’m a European and I see one Americans doing one thing and I assume the whole country does bc I also live in a place where everybody is the same

嗨，我是欧洲人，我看到一个美国人在做一件事，我认为这国家都在做一件事，因为我也生活在一个每个人都一样的地方。

fulknerraIII

It’s almost like people have a tendency to post the most extreme over the top stuff online to get more attention. But what do I know im just a dumb American and its dinner time i got go. Wife is making tripple burgers topped with deep fried snicker bars, candy corn, oreo cheesecake, and carmel sauce with a side of buttered bacon covered in maple syrup and powdered sugar.

这就好像人们倾向于在网上发布最极端的东西来获得更多的关注。但我知道我只是一个愚蠢的美国人，该吃晚饭了，我得走了。妻子正在做三层汉堡，上面放着油炸士力架、玉米糖、奥利奥芝士蛋糕和焦糖酱，旁边放着涂着枫糖浆和糖粉的黄油培根。

veronicakw

My stomach churned at the sight of that picture

一看到那张照片，我的胃就翻腾。

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Yeah but I’m covered by the Cleveland clinic which has the best heart doctors, liver, lungs, back, skeletal work there is. And the best doctors from around the world

是啊，但我的医保涵盖克利夫兰诊所，那里有最好的心脏医生，肝脏，肺部，背部，骨骼方面的医生。还有世界上最好的医生。

i_notold

Actually, the best brain/spine Dr.s in that region are at the Mayfield Clinic in Cincinnati. The Cleveland Clinic sends people there if it’s really urgent.

事实上，那个地区最好的脑/脊柱医生在辛辛那提的梅菲尔德诊所。如果有紧急情况，克利夫兰诊所会派人去。

Traditional-Touch754

Why did they put the mayonnaise clinic in Cincinnati?

为什么他们把蛋黄酱诊所开在辛辛那提?

101bees

Why do foreigners assume Americans eat this every day

为什么外国人认为美国人每天都吃这个。

011_0108_180

My diabetic ass could never

我有糖尿病，永远不会吃这东东。

Lick_my_wenis_

My non-diabetic ass also could never

我没糖尿病，也永远不会吃这东东。

ahmuh1306

Comment aside wtf is that monstrosity why would you put oreo in a hamburger

评论放一边，这个怪物是什么？你为什么要把奥利奥放在汉堡里？

bigboilerdawg

r/stupidfood

“傻逼食物”

jzoller0

The only place you would find something like this besides social media is at a state fair or something like that. No one actually eats something like this regularly

除了社交媒体，你唯一能找到这种东西的地方就是州博览会之类的地方。没有人会经常吃这种东西。

NewHampshireGal

At least I didn’t have to wait 17 months for an MRI like my cousin from Alberta.

至少我不用像我来自（加拿大）艾伯塔省的堂兄那样等17个月去做核磁共振。。

DaDawkturr

Because whilst it may not be free, we can still see a doctor then and there, instead of having to wait weeks.

So excuse me as I shamelessly order four!

因为虽然可能不免费，但我们仍然可以当场看医生，而不必等上几周。

所以请原谅我无耻地点了四个!

FrucklesWithKnuckles

I work in labor, split my knee wide open last week and had to rush to the ER for stitches. All in I had to pay a $20 copay. thanks to my insurance and went home happy and with my leg intact.

我是做体力活的，上周我的膝盖裂开了，不得不赶到急诊室缝针。总之，由于我的保险，我不得不支付20美元的共付费，然后高高兴兴地回家了，我的腿完好无损。

Sh1tp1sser

instead of having to wait weeks.

No one waits weeks. that’s american propaganda. I can literally walk into my doctor and hell see me within 30 minutes.

没有人会等上几个星期。那是美国的宣传。我可以直接去看医生，他会在30分钟内给我看病。

Handarthol

Maybe in your country, but remember our closest language/cultural buddy in Europe is the UK and their healthcare system is imploding and having rather rough wait times at the moment. State healthcare is by it’s nature extremely centralized, which has terrible repercussions if it’s poorly managed. For the 90%+ of insured people here, even if you ideologically support universal healthcare there’s a question of whether you really want to risk a messy, poorly managed public system when the current system is inconvenient but at least works - especially considering the decline in confidence many of us have had in the competency of our government over the past several years.

也许在你的国家是这样，但请记住，我们在欧洲最亲密的语言/文化伙伴是英国，他们的医疗体系正在崩溃，目前等待时间相当长。国家医疗保健本质上是极度集中的，如果管理不善，会产生可怕的后果。对于这里90%以上的参保人来说，即使你在意识形态上支持全民医保，也存在一个问题，即你是否真的想在现有体系不方便但至少有效的情况下，冒险建立一个混乱、管理不善的公共体系——特别是考虑到过去几年我们许多人对政府能力的信心下降。

LegolasLassLeg

Why do Europeans eat like they don’t have to wait 6 months for an appointment in a system that’s quickly feeling the pressure of running out of other people’s money?

为什么欧洲人生活在一个很快就会感觉到“别人的钱要用光”那种压力的系统里，却吃得好像他们不用等六个月的预约一样?

KillerOfSouls665

When you pay for insurance, you are paying everyone else’s healthcare on that insurance plan

当你支付保险时，你就在支付保险计划中其他人的医疗费用。

LadyAlayneStone

I don’t need an appointment to visit my doctor

我看医生不需要预约。

Steuts

Why do Europeans talk like America doesn’t provide their military

为什么欧洲人说得好像美国没有提供他们的军事力量一样。

KingOfThePatzers

I’m American. Do you guys not get that it’s America who benefits most from this arrangement?

我是美国人。你们难道不明白从这种安排中获益最多的是美国吗?

Alias089

Sure but I would much rather have my tax dollar spent on healthcare than on another M1 Abrams

当然，但我宁愿把我的税款花在医疗保健上，也不愿再买一辆M1艾布拉姆斯。

xiaobaituzi

Actually it’s the opposite- if we had state owned healthcare we would all have a vested interest in eachothers health. So we are eating like we don’t have free healthcare

实际上恰恰相反——如果我们有国家拥有的医疗保健，我们所有人都将对彼此的健康有既得利益。所以我们吃得就像没有免费医疗一样。