你偷听过的最离谱的事情是什么？_风闻

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Shinado_Akimu

Worst one is probably on my first (and last) family vacation, overheard my father explaining to my cousin who was the same age as me (18, just fresh out of school) that my life is completely pointless because my older brother has already achieved all the goals a son should so there’s no point in me at all.

最糟糕的很可能是我的第一次（也是最后一次）家庭度假，听见我父亲跟与我年纪一样大（18岁，刚高中毕业）的表亲聊起来，他说我的人生根本就毫无意义，因为我哥哥已经把一个儿子可以达成的一切成就都达成了，对我根本就没有什么好指望的了。

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Pyles_Malfunction

My daughter was talking to a kid at a playground. She was showing him a scar she had on her leg from a bike wreck. He showed her a scar on his arm and said “I got cut with a knife and had to get stitches. It’s why I can’t see my mom anymore.” He was maybe five.

我女儿在游乐场上和一个男孩聊天。她在向男孩展示自己之前骑单车摔倒之后留下的伤疤。男孩给她看了自己胳膊上的疤，说“我之前被刀子划了，得缝针。也是因为这个，我再也见不到我妈妈了。”他看起来也就五岁。

Antmon666

Hopefully this is buried enough.

希望这件事能深深地埋在他的心底。

I was told by a kid how he misses his dead mother soo much and his dad left him after but his new parents are great.

有个孩子曾经跟我说过他特别怀念自己过世的母亲，后来他父亲也离开了他，但他的新养父母很棒。

found out later his dad kill him mum in front of him and his brother, he was 5 when he told me, I hope he gets to live a great life and not have to deal with his dad

后来才知道，他父亲是当着他和他兄弟的面杀死了他妈妈。他跟我讲这件事的时候也就五岁。我希望他能好好地活一辈子，别再和他的生父惹上麻烦。

croccrazy98

That’s fucked.

这太恶心了。

Also, this isn’t even sort of buried.

而且，这根本就不算是埋在心底了。

Fyrrys

Laid on the ground with a leaf on it

留在地面上，上面盖了片树叶罢了。

SEPTSLord

I was a manager at a resort in the mountains. It was the late 90’s and we did not have telephones in the rooms and this was before everyone had cell phones.

我以前在山中的一个度假村当经理。那是上世纪90年代，我们房间里没有电话，而且这还是所有人都有手机之前的事。

A young woman asked to use our office phone after hours. I listened to this poor woman tell her mother that her boyfriend just admitted to cheating on her and that he tested positive for AIDS. I felt so sorry for her.

有个年轻的女性说要在下班时间用一下我们办公室的电话。我听到这个可怜的女人对她妈妈说，她男朋友刚刚承认出轨了，并且他的艾滋病测试测出了阳性。我为她觉得特别难过。

cccantyousee

Stood behind a couple arguing loud. The man screams “WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN DANGER, I ALMOST CALLED 911” to which she screamed “IM SO FUCKING SORRY FOR WANTING TO SEND YOU SOMETHING SEXY! THAT WON’T HAPPEN AGAIN!”. Me and my friend had to contain our laughter.

站在一对高声争吵的夫妻后面。男的大喊“你他妈脑子里想什么呢？我以为你遇到麻烦了，我差点都打911了”，女的回答“我他妈真是不好意思啊，我以后再也不给你发点性感的图片了啊！”我跟我朋友都得用力憋笑。

state_of_what

Holy shit. What could be an indication of being in danger that someone else would think was sexy!?

我草。到底什么东西能让一个人觉得很性感，让另一个人觉得很危险？

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himalayandorito

bondage usually

绷带吧，通常来说

state_of_what

Aaah. That makes sense. But you should only bust that out when you know your partner well enough to know they’ll be into that. That poor guy.

啊啊啊。也说得通。但只有你非常了解你的伴侣，知道他喜欢这种的情况下才应该发那种照片。可怜的家伙。

mahagarty

Restraints and he thought she was kidnapped? Just a guess haha

穿了束缚衣，结果被当成是被绑架了？只是随便猜猜哈哈哈

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BartholomewBandy

Walking through a mall while in high school, a woman walking with her husband (I assumed), told him “what you’ve done is worse than mass murder”. I’ve thought about this for a long time.

上高中的时候在一个商场里走，一个女的陪她丈夫（我猜是丈夫）一起走，跟他说“你干的那事比大规模屠杀还严重。”后来我一直在想这句话。

146162145144

She was referring to the state of the bathroom after his shit that morning….

她其实说的是他那天早上拉完那泡屎之后洗手间的状况……

The_Lost_Octopus

That’s something I would say in response to a ribald but well executed joke.

如果有人说了个下流段子，但讲述的技巧非常高超的话，那我也会用这句话来评论。

vonkeswick

“I heard he has an 11” dick, but it always smells like cottage cheese." -two girls sitting in front of me in high school math class

“我听说他的屌有11英寸（译注：约合27.94厘米，我操）那么长，但闻起来总是有股乡村奶酪味。”——高中数学课上坐在我前面的两个女生

hittinlicks247

Went to a wedding which my roommate’s girlfriend also attended (without my roommate). She introduced her fiancé (a different man) to a group of people without realizing I was nearby.

去了一场婚礼，我室友的女朋友也去了（但没带我室友）。她不知道我就在附近，把自己的未婚夫（另一个人）介绍给了一群人。

Iliketolearnfromppl

What did you do?

于是你做了什么？

hittinlicks247

Contemplated it for a while. He wasn’t the best roommate. But then I decided to call him and tell him from the airport before I flew home because I hate cheaters.

想了一阵子。他其实不是最好的那个室友。但我还是决定给他打个电话，在我飞回家之前在机场跟他说了，因为我最痛恨出轨的人。

Kraymur

What was his response to this news?

他对这个消息的回应是？