你如何开始你的一天(一)_风闻

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Haley Marcum, professional son of a gun.

海莉·马库姆，一个职业的枪手儿子

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Okay, okay. Usually it’s around eight, I jerk awake and sit upright in a panic as my alarm clock screams at me. I usually get up the first time it blares at me, I detest the in-and-out of sleep thing, I just want to get up and have it over with.

I drag my feet to the bathroom and look on in disgust at my hair hanging over my eyes, I don’t even brush it, just arrange it. Brushing your hair is for the weak. Maybe I’ll pin back my side bangs. I then decide on whether to wear glasses or contacts. Today, I choose contacts.

I put them in and start crying after I realize (through intense pain) that I need to wash them more thoroughly. Yes, I’m crying, there are tears streaming down my cheeks because that’s what happens when you put dirty contacts in.

After the whole contact-crisis is dealt with, I sometimes do my makeup. Which consists of clumpy mascara and overly-filled in eyebrows along with yours-truly desperately trying to wipe it all away. Wipe all the pain and failure away. Usually it works, usually. Sometimes I run out of makeup wipes and just have to look like a clown all day.

Finally I analyze my face and deem it acceptable. I secure the five pins in my hair and relish in the fact that I’m done doing my makeup and don’t have to obsess anymore. Ahh, the sweet release from obsessive-thinking hell. It’s a beautiful thing.

I change, throw an old sweatshirt over my shoulders and don’t eat as usual. I hate making breakfast. So I choose to starve all day because I’m an idiot.

And then our heroine happily skips off into the sunrise on her way to work.

Work? You ask. Yes, work. I’m homeschooled so I work on Tuesday mornings at my local church. I do school later.

The end. Thanks for the question!

通常是八点左右，当闹钟对着我尖叫时，我猛然惊醒，惊慌地坐直。我通常在第一次听到吵闹声时就起床，我讨厌睡又不睡的状态，我只想起床结束这一切。

我拖着脚到洗漱间，厌恶地看着我垂在眼睛上的头发，我甚至不刷它，只是整理它。也许我会把我的刘海别好。然后我决定是戴有框眼镜还是戴隐形眼镜。今天，我选择戴隐形眼镜。

我把它们放进去，在我意识到（通过剧烈的疼痛）我需要更彻底地清洗它们后开始哭泣。是的，我在哭，眼泪顺着我的脸颊流下来，因为当你把脏隐形眼镜放进去的时候就会发生这种情况。

在整个接触危机解决后，我有时会化妆。它由结块的睫毛膏和过度填充的眉毛组成，你真的拼命想把它擦干净。抹去所有的痛苦和失败。通常它是有效的，通常是如此。有时候我的化妆巾用完了，只好整天看起来像个小丑。

最后我分析了我的脸，认为它是可以接受的。我把五根发夹固定在头发上，享受着这样一个事实：我已经完成了化妆，不用再纠结了。啊，从沉迷于思考的地狱中解脱出来：这是一件美丽的事情。

我换了衣服，把一件旧运动衫搭在肩上，通常不吃东西，我讨厌做早餐。所以我选择挨饿一整天，因为我是个白痴。

然后我们的女主人公迎着阳光高高兴兴地走在去上班的路上。

工作吗?你问。是的,是工作。我是在家接受教育的，所以每周二上午我都会去当地的教堂工作，稍后再上学。

最后。谢谢你的问题!

Aayush Agrawal, lives in India (2003-present)

Aayush Agrawal，生活在印度(2003年至今)

My day starts when my brother sleeps…

It starts when east gates are open..

When I wake up, I’m pretty mild and orange

But as soon time passes I turn yellow and become hot

After having my helium 3 lunch , I become bit lazy and it take me around 8 minutes to reach a beautiful island country called New Zealand ..I reach their east cape first..

Moving forward , I reach australia . That’s a preety strange island / continent / country.. Kangaroo gives a high five to me when they see me , may be they are practing punches , who knows ?

我哥哥睡觉之时也就是我一天开始的时间。

开始于东门打开之时：

当我醒来的时候，我是非常温和的橙色；

随后，我就发黄，变得很热；

吃了氦3午餐后，我变得有点懒，花了大约8分钟才到达一个美丽的岛国新西兰，我先到达了他们的东开普省；

往前走，我到达了澳大利亚。那是一个奇怪的岛屿/大陆/国家：袋鼠看到我时会向我击掌，也许他们在练习拳击，谁知道呢？

Then , I reach japan . My friends there have named me “taiyo”

After covering Cambodia , Philippines , Singapore , Taiwan , etc.

I reach India .. Arunachal at first ..

Covering around 12 ,000 KM , I feel a bit thristy , kind people here offer me water ..

When I reach Agra , Taj mahal in my welcome changes it’s colour to bright yellowish , sometimes orange , when I bid adeau , it turns pink ..My brother says in night Taj Mahal looks like bright white diamond.

然后，我到达了日本。我在那里的朋友给我取名为“太阳”

覆盖柬埔寨、菲律宾、新加坡、台湾等地。

我到达了印度，首先经过"阿邦"。

横跨约12000公里，我感到有点口渴，这里善良的人们给我水。

当我到达阿格拉（阿格拉位于印度北方邦西南部，在亚穆纳河西岸）时，泰姬陵在我的欢迎仪式上会变成鲜黄色，有时是橙色，当我说再见时，它会变成粉红色。我哥哥说，晚上泰姬陵看起来像明亮的白色钻石。

Moving forward , I reach Pakistan , Afghanistan , Saudi , Yemen , Iran , Iraq and a lot of barren yellow land , I reach Egypt 

I reach south africa , ghana , Nigeria , and lot of green lush countries.. 

Forgot to mention , I also reach Russia , health conscious people here drink a potato drink all day long.. once I had a fight with Siberians .. since then , I don’t like going there… Some black magic here makes me say “we” instead of “I” every time I speak..

I reach Europe ,

A country here misused my name in 19th and 20th century .. Though , I have sorted out things now.

Germans are also sweet , though small moustache are a bit scary.

I also reach Italy , Greece , Romania , Norway , Finland , etc.

I don’t like visiting these countries much , but I visit them around july and August

Moving forward , I reach , USA , Canada , Mexico etc. 

I also visit a land with white sheet of ice spreaded all over .Now comes my departure , I reflect my shine onto my brother and tell him now its his turn. Poor boy sleeps so much that he now have dark spots on his face .

Well , that’s how I start and end my day

Comments and upvotes are appreciated !

往前走，我穿过巴基斯坦、阿富汗、沙特、也门、伊朗、伊拉克和许多贫瘠的黄土区域，我到达了埃及。

我去过南非、加纳、尼日利亚和许多郁郁葱葱的国家。

忘了提了，我也到了俄罗斯，这里有健康意识的人整天喝土豆饮料。有一次我和西伯利亚人打了一架。从那以后，我不喜欢去那里，这里的一些黑魔法让我每次说话都说“我们”而不是“我”。。

我到达欧洲，

这里的一个国家在19世纪和20世纪滥用了我的名字。不过，我现在已经把事情整理好了。

德国人也很可爱，尽管小胡子有点吓人。

我还去了意大利、希腊、罗马尼亚、挪威、芬兰等国。

我不太喜欢访问这些国家，但我会在7月和8月左右访问它们；

往前走，我到达了美国、加拿大、墨西哥等地。

我还参观了一块遍地都是白冰的土地。现在我要离开了，我把我的光芒照在我的兄弟身上，告诉他现在轮到他了。这个可怜的男孩睡得太久了，现在脸上都是黑斑。

嗯，这就是我开始和结束一天的方式

欢迎评论和投票！

Kathie Huang, studied at Maywood Middle School

凯西·黄，就读于梅伍德中学

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6:00AM: alarm sounds. I turn it off, record my dream (if I had one) in the notes app on my phone, which will later be transferred to my dream journal. Then I go back to sleep.

6:15AM: second alarm sounds. I silently cry, but get up and change into the outfit I picked out the night before. Then I go to the bathroom, use the toilet, brush my teeth, wash my face, put in my contacts, take my hair out of my bun and brush it, and use the toilet again just in case. I carefully examine my appearance in the mirror. Then I go downstairs.

6:30AM: I greet my mother and thank her for making oatmeal and packing my lunch for me. I dump out my glass of water from the day before and refill it with fresh water. I go to the dining table and eat my oatmeal by myself, using my phone to study Spanish on Duolingo, scroll through Instagram, send “good morning” streaks to my friends on Snapchat, and/or text my friends.

早上6:00：闹钟响起。我把它关掉，把我的梦(如果我有的话)记录在我手机上的笔记应用程序中，这些记录稍后会被转移到我的心情日记中，然后我就回去睡觉。

上午6:15：闹钟再次响起。我默默地哭泣，但还是起来换上我前一天晚上挑选的衣服。然后我去洗手间，上厕所，刷牙，洗脸，戴隐形眼镜，把头发从发髻里拿出来梳好，以防万一再上一次厕所。我在镜子里仔细地检查自己的外表后下楼。

早上6:30：我问候了我的母亲，感谢她为我做了燕麦粥，并为我打包了午餐。我把前一天喝的水倒出来，再装上清水。我走到餐桌前，一个人吃燕麦粥，在Duolingo上用手机学习西班牙语，在Instagram上滚动，在Snapchat上向朋友发送“早上好”和/或发短信给朋友。

6:50AM: I place my bowl in the sink (and fill it with water so that it’ll be easier to clean later on), take my allergy pill, and put my finished glass of water into the sink. I go to my desk, where my backpack is. My mother had placed my lunch on my desk, so I pack it in my backpack. Then I scroll through my phone if I have time.

6:57AM: I grab my backpack and violin case, yell at my sibling that we have to leave, and call “bye” to my father. My sibling and I leave the house through the garage door and head to our bus stop.

When we get on the bus, it’s often overcrowded, so sometimes I sit three-in-a-seat. And sometimes I fall off when the bus turns.

Oh well; it’s just another school day.

早上6:50：我把碗放在水槽里（然后把碗里装满水，以便之后更容易清洗），吃下我的过敏药片，然后把我喝完的那杯水放到水槽里。我走向我的书桌—我的背包在那里。我母亲把我的午餐放在我的书桌上，所以我把它装在我的背包里。如果有时间，我会浏览我的手机。

早上6点57分：我抓起我的背包和小提琴盒，大喊我们必须离开，并对我父亲说“再见”。我和我的兄弟姐妹从车库门离开家，前往公共汽车站。

当我们上公共汽车时，车上总是人满为患，所以有时三个人一个座位。有时当公共汽车转弯时我都会掉下来。

哦，好吧，这又是一个上学的日子。