CGTN获赞最多的视频：顽皮的大熊猫不让饲养员走_风闻

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评论原创翻译：

Mohamed Ali

Panda is like”you got two options,either you play with me or i play with you”

熊猫：“你有两个选择，要么你跟我玩，要么我跟你玩”

Pokemonitis Here

Pandas are the only animals that look cute irrespective of their age.

熊猫是唯一一个无论在什么年龄都看起来可爱的动物。

Skyfall Deadpool

Small midgets clowns in a costume of a bear. That is my conclusion and I am not changing my mind

这只是一个穿着熊服装的小侏儒。这是我的结论，我不会改变主意的。

王笑同

I had worked there for a few days. Dressed as a panda I could earn 200 yuan a day. And eating bamboo, I could earn twice. As for playing kunfu or climbing trees, thats a lot.

我在那里工作了几天。我穿得像只熊猫，一天能挣200元。如果我吃竹子的话，我可以赚两倍的钱。至于玩功夫或爬树，那会得到很多。

West Senkovec

I’m still not convinced that those things are real animals.

我仍然不相信那些东西是真的动物。

Fire Horse

Same here but theres just that little conflict between the awesomeness of close interaction with bears versus adjusting to a new life with a prosthetic.

我们这里也一样，但是有一点区别，在和熊亲密互动之后，你可能面对用假肢适应新生活的问题。

H Harb

Zookeeper: another day at work World: Awww I wish I had his job.

动物园管理员：又是需要去上班的一天 。世界其他人：我希望我有他的工作。

Tamara Tamara

… Me asking my dad for an allowance

… 像极了我向我爸爸要零用钱的样子。

Alessandro Villarin

wait until he learns kung-fu

等待，等到他学会功夫。

Voicist

Panda: cute Zookeeper: I am unaffected by your cuteness Panda: cute cute Zookeeper: this is just a job for me Panda: cute cute cute Zookeeper: I leave my emotions at home Panda: cute infinity Zookeeper … Panda … Zookeeper: SNUGGLE SNUGGLE SNUGGLE Panda: SNUGGLES ACCEPTED!

熊猫：可爱.jpg

动物园管理员：我不会被你的可爱影响的。

熊猫：可爱.jpg

动物园管理员：这只是我的工作。

熊猫：可爱.jpg

动物园管理员：我把我的情绪留在家里。

熊猫：无限可爱.jpg

动物园管理员……熊猫……

动物园管理员：虎摸、虎摸、虎摸

熊猫：接受虎摸！

Saad Ahmed Khan

Panda theory: If hooman stands for more than a min, then its not a hooman, It’s a Tree

熊猫理论：如果愚蠢的人类站立不动一分钟以上，那么它就不是愚蠢的人类，而是一棵树。

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T L

There’s some serious problems for those 1.3k dislikes.

那1.3k点不喜欢的人，可能有大病。

Y TB

What kind of person who disliked this vid? Must be mentally disturbed.

什么样的人不喜欢这个视频？一定是精神失常了。

JM

were watching this with my little daughter, shes just 11 months and she’s laughing all the time while watching this, because she loves panda, Actually she have a panda toy。

我和我的小女儿一起看这个视频，她才11个月，在看这个视频的时候她一直在笑，因为她喜欢熊猫，实际上她有一个熊猫玩具。

Lwazi Vuso

Panda: “He feeds me, he shelters me, he loves me… He must be God… ALL PRAISE TO THE ONE TRUE GOD!” Zookeeper: “Just eat your bamboo.” Panda: “THE LORD OF LORDS!… THE KING OF KINGS!”

熊猫：“他喂我，他庇护我，他爱我……他一定是上帝……所有的赞美都是为了一个真正的上帝！”

动物园管理员：“吃你的竹子吧。”

熊猫：“万王之主！……万王之王！”

barefoot

He likes the zookeeper more than his food.

比起食物，他更喜欢动物园管理员。

Sabrina Nasir

Animals knows who has the kindest heart and they get along with them easily

动物知道谁有最善良的心，它们很容易相处。

Chloé Lukich

That’s this guy’s JOB?! Omg I would be playing alllllll day with that cutie

这就是这家伙的工作？！天哪，我会和那个小可爱玩一整天

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Dwaipayan Basu

’this tree is damn hard to climb’ -panda

“这棵树很难爬”—熊猫

Rahul Thukaram

When I need my mom’s signature on my grade sheet.

当我需要我妈妈在成绩表上签名时。

Bob Dole

It isn’t as cute when I try do this to people.

当我也试着这样对别人这样做的时候，就不那么可爱了。

c99kfm

Panda: attempts to brutally maul captor The Internets: “Aww, how cute.”

熊猫：试图残忍地殴打俘虏。

网友：“啊，多可爱啊。”

Irfan Qusyairi

The pillar obstructed the moment we all wanted to see

柱子挡住了我们都想看的那一刻。

JoshB

Zookeeper: Having a normal day at the zoo. Panda: I’m about to end this whole man’s career

动物园管理员：在动物园度过的正常的一天。

熊猫：我就要结束这个男人的整个职业生涯了。

Ali Mad

This lovely Panda just wanna have fun, he didn’t even care about food

这只可爱的熊猫只是想玩得开心，他甚至不在乎食物。

FoodShowFan

The zookeepers are so professional I would be rolling all over the place with these freakin’ adorable fluffballs!!

动物园的饲养员是如此的专业，如果是我，我会带着这些可爱的毛绒球到处打滚！！