现实中发生的事往往比你想象得更加魔幻_风闻

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图（一个人一生要花7年的时间躺在床上，试图入睡 - 比美国内战时的南部邦联存在时间还要长3年。）

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helinze

Lord of the Rings pre-pro began in 1997 and Fellowship came out in 2001. It took just as long to prepare to film the Lord of the Rings as the entire length of the confederacy.

MINAS TIRITH WILL RISE AGAIN

《指环王》于1997年正式开始立项，2001年《指环王1：护戒使者》面世。准备拍摄《指环王》的时间和拍摄整个南部邦联存在的时间一样长。

米纳斯提力斯牛逼！

curious_meerkat

The Confederacy won the reconstruction and survived as a shadow nation which controlled state governments and built an apartheid state in the South.

It fought civil rights through every decade of the 20th century up until a Democratic president signed the Civil Rights Act, switched party allegiance after that, and now exists as the Republican party trying to execute fascist coups so they can continue a white nationalist apartheid state.

You all need to understand that people still wave Confederate flags because it didn’t die, and like every fairy tale evil not completely destroyed root and stem, it’s been regaining strength in the dark places.

南部邦联成功重建，并作为一个影子国家幸存下来，这个国家控制着各州政府，并在南部建立了一个种族隔离的国家。

它在20世纪的每个十年都在争取独立，直到一位民主党总统签署了《民权法案》，并在那之后改变了立场，它现在作为共和党的形式存在，试图让法西斯掌权，以便他们能够继续维持一个白人民族主义种族隔离国家。

你们都需要知道的是，人们仍然挥舞着南方邦联的旗帜，因为南方邦联没有消亡，就像每个童话故事中的邪恶反派没有被完全摧毁一样，它一直在黑暗中恢复力量。

dogbolter4

It’s petty, but for the Confederacy and all their followers? I’ll allow it.

也许吧，但对邦联和他们所有的追随者来说？对付他们小事一桩，我随他们去哦。

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gordonpown

Wait really? 10% of my life assuming a 70 year life expectancy? Over 2 hours every day trying to fall asleep?

Would be a good joke if it were true.

等等，真的吗？假设我的预期寿命为70岁，我生命的10%？每天花费超过2小时只是试图入睡？

如果这是真的，那将是一个很搞笑的笑话。

Menouille

Yeah, humour aside, this stat is garbage

是的，除了图一乐，这就是开局一张图内容全靠编

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domesticatedprimate

Actually I think you can go further. I spend most of my day trying to stay awake, and most of the night trying to fall asleep.

Basically, they’re the same thing.

This means that you spend the majority of your life trying to get to or from sleep, with the exception of rare moments of lucidity, such as sexual intercourse or running away from a man eating tiger.

I say we just go with 90% as a nice round number.

事实上，我认为这张图表达的不止于此。我白天大部分时间都在努力保持清醒，晚上大部分时间都在努力入睡。

所以基本上，它们差不多。

这意味着你一生中的大部分时间都在试图进入或离开睡眠，除了罕见的清醒时刻，如xxoo或逃离一头吃人的老虎。

我敢说90%已经是个很好的数字了。

Trick_Progress6401

Don’t know sounds fishy average global life expectancy is 72.6 years 7 years would be 9.6%. on 24 hour day that means 2.31 hours per day. That sounds like way too much.

Still funny though

不知道是听起来不对劲，还是全球平均的预期寿命是72.6岁。7年将是这个数字的9.6%。一天24小时，即每天要花2.31小时为了入睡。听起来不太靠谱。

不过还是很有趣

hell2pay

I spend a lot of time trying to fall asleep. So, while it does seem high, and absolutely high for an average, I can feel this in my personal bones.

I write this as I woke up at 2:30AM and still can’t fall back asleep at almost 5AM.

我一天要花很多时间试图入睡。所以，虽然这个数字看起来确实很离谱，而且对于一个普通人来说绝对是很长时间，但我可以从我骨头中感觉到这是真的。

我写这些是因为我每天会在凌晨2:30醒来，然后在将近5点的时候仍然无法入睡。

delicate-butterfly

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I was in this same position too because my parents refused to get me sleeping medication

我也是这样，因为我父母不帮我找医生开安眠药

TheSmellOfDucks

You’d have to spend about 2 hours a night trying to fall asleep for this statistic to be true

你必须每晚花大约2个小时试图入睡，这数据是真的

Green_Gem_

Which I unfortunately do

不幸的是我完全符合

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HelloUPStore

Have you tried medication, melatonin, or weed? All 3 have helped me be able to get to sleep somewhat fast or at least ease me into it more. Especially with how the world has been the past few years.

你试过药物、褪黑素或**吗？这三种方法都能帮助我快速入睡，或者至少让我更容易入睡。特别是在过去几年里，时代变了。

Green_Gem_

I’ve had horrible experiences with meds that mess w/ my sleep schedule, but weed is on my list of things to try

我曾经有过糟糕的失眠经历，服用药物搅乱了我的生物钟，但**是我要试的东西之一

HelloUPStore

Not sure where you live, but medical marijuana is legal where I’m at. I was able to get it because sleeping issues is a serious thing for me and I was tired of taking zzquil of motrin pm. I used it maybe 2x a week. Usually that’s enough to help me get back into my sleep cycle. Ask your doctor, and if you are uncomfortable doing that for whatever reason. Veriheal is this private company that will get you your card. Cost like $200 though, but it was worth it for me.

不知道你住在哪里，但医用**在我所在的地方是合法的。我之所以能够得到它，是因为睡眠问题对我来说是一件很严重的事情，而且我已经厌倦了服用安眠药。我一周大概用两次。通常这足以帮助我重新进入睡眠周期。如果你随后因为任何原因而不舒服，就咨询你的医生。Veriheal是一家私人公司，你得在这上面花点钱。虽然花了我200美元，但对我来说是值得的。

RocinanteMCRNCoffee

I can’t speak for them but even though lead is completely legal recreationally in my state I can be fired from my job for partaking, even if I’m on vacation, even if it were prescribed.

Melatonin messes up my sleep cycle even worse no matter when I take it and the quality of sleep I get on it is terrible (but to be fair does have interesting dreams).

It already takes me five alarms to get up for work I can’t take a medication that would make me potentially not be woken by them at ll.

EDITED TO ADD: WEED NOT LEAD

我不能替他们说话，但即使吸食**在我所在的州是完全合法的娱乐活动，我也可能因为加入他们而被公司解雇，即便我是在度假，即便这是合法的。

不管我什么时候服用褪黑素，它都会使我的睡眠周期变得更糟，而且我的睡眠质量很差（但公平地说，我确实做过有趣的梦）。

闹钟要响五次我才嫩起床上班，我不能服用一种可能让我睡死过去听不到闹钟响的药物。

Mr_CockSwing

Sometimes i do significantly more than that.

有时候我在让自己入睡上花费的时间远远不止于此。

ronm4c

I like to say that the confederacy lasted only one season longer than the Jersey Shore

我想说，邦联存在的时间只比《泽西海滩》长一季

Draegur

I didn’t wake up today and choose violence; violence against filthy confederate rebel scum is not a choice but a DUTY, an HONOR, and a PRIVILEGE!

我今天醒来时选择不使用暴力；针对肮脏的南方叛军人渣的暴力不是一种选择，而是一种责任、荣誉和特权！