遇到诈骗电话的时候，除了挂断之外你还做过什么？_风闻

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Prize_Entry1064

I do this but with “my name”

我也这么干，只不过我的是“我的名字”。

AnalProlapse666

Tell me “your name” Is like mohhamed abdullah ibrahim. And they just give up after the second

您确定“您的名字”是穆罕默德阿卜杜拉易卜拉欣吗。然后他们基本上下一秒就挂电话了。

alexandicity

“Oh hang on, let me get the , they’ll be able to help you!”

“哦等一下，让我把电话给（老婆/老公/家长/合适的做决策的人），他们应该能帮得上你！”

Then just turn the microphone off and go about my day.

然后把麦克风关了接着该干啥干啥。

ErieTempest

I’ve done this and handed the phone to my kids (when they were toddlers) before, too.、

我之前也这么做过，然后我把我的电话给了我家孩子们（当时他们还是婴儿）。

pinkerly

I use to let them talk to my daugter when she was 2 all the time. She thought it was the best thing in the world.“One moment, I’ll get the lady of the house for you right now.” “Heeeyyywooo??”

我以前让他们跟我的两岁女儿说。她还觉得那是世界上最有趣的事情。“等一下，我把电话交给我家负责的女士。”“歪——？”

Cgaan

Someone scam called my wife once, saying they would call the police on her for all the awful things she’s done, I grabbed the phone, said “Don’t worry, I’ve got the sheriff of this town on the phone” I handed the phone to my 1 year old and without missing a beat he goes “DADADADADAAAA AYDYA AWOOOO!!!” And handed the phone back. I’ve never been more proud.

有人给我老婆打过诈骗电话，跟他说他们要为她之前做过的各种各样的烂事给警察打电话。我把电话拿过来，说“别担心，我马上就把电话交给我们市的警长”，我把电话放到我一岁大的儿子手里，他毫不犹豫地开始“哒哒哒哒哒啊打——啊呜！！”然后把手机交还给我。那是我最自豪的一刻。

1Allnighterforanime

Your kid is going to be successful I’m telling ya

你家孩子是一定会很成功的，我告诉你。

Smashing_stuff

“Mr.Smashing Stuff, I’m calling about an accident you were involved in that wasn’t your fault”

“Smashing Stuff先生，我给你打电话是关于之前你卷入的一次事故，那不是你的错”

“Oh it wasn’t an accident, I meant to hurt those people.”

“哦，那不是事故。我就是故意要伤害那些人的。”

Darkangel_82

I laughed out loud, that’s brilliant

我笑的很大声，这个太棒了。

justking1414

The devil told me to purify them with fire

恶魔告诉我要用火焰净化他们。

ismekatie

Heavily flirt

使劲儿调情。

arcanum7123

breathes shakily keep talking

颤颤巍巍地呼吸，然后继续讲话

ismekatie

Haha, I have gotten overly sexual with a few of them just for fun lol

哈哈，我曾经单纯为了好玩儿跟几个骗子搞得很色情

Casual-Notice

No-no…tell me. How loooong is your warranty?

不，不……告诉我，你的保险有多——长？

Is it…all inclusive?

那个……全都能包❤住吗？

Shas_Erra

Instructions unclear, now getting married next month

指示没弄明白，现在下个月要跟骗子结婚了

ZGRawr

Just treat them like a full on sex line. Have actually gotten one to apologize for calling and promise he would never call me again.

就把他们当成打色情电话的。曾经真的有一个跟我道歉，并且保证以后再也不会打给我。

beardimus_maximus

I obcr told one that I wanted him to smear peanut butter on my balls and lick it off. He hung up pretty fast.

我有一次跟某个骗子说我想要他把花生酱抹到我的蛋上，然后舔下来。他挂的很快。

anusthrasher96

My dad used to get a lot of Viagra salesman. So he pleads with them to stop sending free samples because he’s too hard all the time and can’t live his life.

我爸以前经常接到很多伟哥推销员的电话。于是他求他们别再寄免费小样过来，因为他从早硬到晚，连日子都过不下去了。

Wild-Cat15

Scammer: “Oh you mean Kяłðı? Is that correct?”

骗子：“哦你说的是Kяłðı？对吧？”

Fortanono

Not entirely a horrible idea--I’m sure it’s more secure than most passwords of that length, although you would want to make it longer for more security. Dunno how many websites would accept those characters though.

其实也不算是很糟糕的主意——我很确定这比绝大多数这个长度的密码都要安全，尽管为了更安全一点你会想要让密码更长一点。但我也不知道有多少网站会接受这些字符。

dancingcop7

Ooooh man I got the ‘you have $120,000 in debt on your credit card account’ call once a while back. First question I asked, ‘who’s name is on the account?’ They actually called me a fucking asshole for asking! So I just kept asking for the name on the account until they hung up.

噢噢哥们我好久之前接到过“您的信用卡账户上有12万美元的欠款”的电话，我问的第一个问题是“这个账户的主人姓名是什么？”他们因为我问了这个问题骂我是傻逼！所以我就一直问账号的名字，直到他们闭嘴。（译注：感觉他们这个电信诈骗的水平也不咋地的样子……）

victoriouscissorkick

I just agree and say yes to almost anything, usually get you into the sales speech and eventually something like “So how many windows does your property have?” Me - “Yes”. etc etc. Usually they just hang up.

我就一直同意，他说什么我都说对，通常来说都能让他们说完销售话术，然后问“所以您家的房产有多少扇窗户？”，我：“对”。之后他们通常就挂电话了。

（译注：这种问多少扇窗户的诈骗电话，似乎是为了确认那种住大豪斯的美国家庭的房子长什么样子，他们还会询问包括“你家房子的颜色是？”“你家有没有力气大的人？”“你什么时候不在家？”之类的，之后很可能进行入户抢劫）

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