史上最好工作？邯郸小伙景区扮孙悟空广受中国游客欢迎被喂到饱_风闻

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评论原创翻译：

All you have to do is eat the food from visitors…

potatomato :p

Sun Wukong is gangsta until a kid feeds him an entire container of bananas.

（这只猴子不太冷）孙悟空是个杀手，直到有个孩子喂了他一整箱香蕉

Animemes

Manager: Can you cosplay as wukong?

This guy: No

Manager: there will be free food

This guy: deal

经理：你能演孙悟空吧？

好家伙：不能

经理：吃东西不花钱

好家伙：能演（试试就逝世）

RSV

I have seen all parts of these Chinese movies of Monkey King…

我已经看过中国电影里孙悟空的全部桥段了

Fallin Boii

Whoever invented this idea was a Genius. He’s a genius..

想出这个点子的人是个天才，他是个天才

kroodles

Bro how do you eat that much fruit in a day. I would die.

兄弟，你怎么能一天吃那么多水果，(换成是我）我要挂的.

X X

猴哥你咋还没出来啊

Quinn Lynelle Peña

Him: gets free food everyday

Me: mind: What if he’s to fat to fit in that hole?

他：每天吃东西不要钱

我的脑子：他吃胖了钻不进那个洞怎么办？

三人行必有我师

猴哥，有这好事你咋不叫上我，我是八戒！！

JH B.Patricio

Wukong: “Hey kid, wanna get that shiny thing at this top of the mountain? I heard it gives you unlimited wishes if you take it off”

孙悟空：“嘿，小朋友，想要山顶上那个闪闪发亮的东西吗？我听（观音）人说要是你把他揭下来的话，可以无上限地满足你的愿意。

ThunderassassinYTX

Imagine him walking to the doctor’s office

And asks him why are you constipated

想象一个场景，他走进坐在办室的医生，问他：你为毛会便秘？

MIX_周：这是喂到饱吗？这是喂到吐

Saim S.

If I was the monkey king, I would demand more exquisite food.

如果我是那个美猴王，我会要求投喂更高档次的食物

Jeremy Sitorus

If he ever gets tired of bananas, he can always scream “I DEMAND DORITOS!” and then some terrified kid goes and gets him Doritos.

要是他吃腻了香蕉，可以大喊“我要多力多滋！”然后一些吓坏了孩子就会去给他买

注：多力多滋，某事食品！

RuDaughterofZion：I don’t trust food from anyone’s hands but mine

我不吃任何一个人手里递过来的食物，我自己的手除外

Sam Gill：I’m still confused at how everything’s back to normal in China but the rest of the world this virus is mutating and we’re stuck in lockdowns … something fishy

我还搞不明白的是，中国一切恢复疫情之正常，但是世界上旁的地方，新冠病毒在在变异以及我们被困在隔离区里…怕不是有什么猫腻

EyFmS：Breaking news, Monkey king died from type 2 diabetes complications. He’s survived by his monkey wife and 7 children. Monkeys from all over the world will attend its funeral to pay homage to the famed monkey king…

爆炸式头条：美猴王“孙悟空”死于2型糖尿病并发症。留下他的猴子老婆和7个孩子在世上。全球的猴王要给他送葬，致敬这位著名的猴王…

JaY nGuYeN：I bet Buddha will be like “yo I thought I trapped him so he can learn his lesson meanwhile he is getting fed by children”

我猜如来会这样置评：哎，本座运无穷法力困泼猴于五指山下，寄其吸取教训，这下子倒好（忒不悟空），贪受稚童香火。

Discover China：I’ll probably enrol for this job if they have vacancies lol

如果他们缺人的话，我也许会去报名应聘。

Okik E：Don’t worry guys inside he is sitting on a toilet seat

别再瞎操心演孙悟空的那个他了，他正坐在马桶上呢。

Kelvin Thenedy：He only showed half of his body because he’s pooping on the other side

他只露出一半的身体是因为他的下半身在大便

Tubetube Commentor：What if they feed him peanuts and he’s allergic

如果他们喂他吃花生他过敏了怎么办？