你身上的伤疤是怎么得来的？_风闻

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rmenttodothat

My mom’s friend got run over by a car and dragged 50 feet. His scars are wicked. He’s lucky to have survived, he remembers trying to hold his organs from spilling out of a gash.

我妈妈的朋友被一辆车碾过去之后被拖了50英尺。他的伤疤简直吓人。他能活下来很幸运，他还记得自己拼命捂住自己的内脏不至于一股脑流出来。

Blindmelon1

Wow he’s lucky to be alive

哇他能活下来真幸运

Bannanas_suck

Some doctor cut off my umbilical cord so now i have belly button

有个大夫把我的脐带剪了，于是现在我肚子上有个肚脐眼。

cloakaway

Me too, now I have to eat stuff myself.

我也是，现在我只能自己吃饭了。

flynnd_rider

My friend was mad that my pencil was sharper than his, so he stabbed me with it.

我朋友因为我的铅笔比他的尖感觉很生气，于是他拿他的铅笔捅我。

Then my grandma threw away broken glass and didn’t tell me about it when she asked me to throw it away.

还有我奶奶扔碎玻璃，但让我扔的时候没告诉我里面有碎玻璃。

That one was weird because you could clearly see the gash, but it didn’t start bleeding for a good 15 seconds. I was so confused.

挺怪的，因为你能清楚地看见伤口，但足足15分钟都没流出血。我真的搞不懂。

kinkykalamity

Got ran over by a train

被火车碾了

kinkykalamity

I was high on a couple different drugs and can’t remember much. I was under the impression the train already arrived and i needed to get in. Since there was no train, i crawled down on the tracks and sat on the rail… until the train arrived.

我当时磕了好几种药正上头，记不住细节了。当时我还以为火车已经到站了，我得上车。因为那儿没有火车，所以我就蹲下来坐在了铁轨上……直到火车真的开过来。

I got away with broken arms and skull. No lasting damage.

我胳膊和头骨骨折，但幸存下来了。没留下什么伤。

Lordofthe_noodlebros

How are you not dead???

你怎么没死？？？

kinkykalamity

i am a lucky bastard

我是个幸运的混蛋。

U2V4RGVtb24

A lucky bastard with all their organs and limbs still intact?

一个器官和四肢都完好无缺的幸运的混蛋？

kinkykalamity

Yes, everything is back to normal

没错，一切都变回正常了。

_Arkod_

“Back to normal” makes it sound like your guts were scattered and you were pieced back together. At least that’s my mental image and I’m sticking to it :)

“变回正常”听起来像是你的肠子到处都是，你被他们拼起来了。至少我脑子里是这么想象的，并且我觉得肯定是这么回事。