摸鱼同伙: 中国的狗狗帮看电视的小主人放风_风闻

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someoneonlylol

That time I got reincarnated as a german shepard

《这次我重生成德国牧羊犬》 0

aulzq

Reincarnation ?

重生文? 0

Nicozz

Or maybe it’s like the movie ‘A dogs way home’

或者像电影《一条狗的回家路》 0

Itsyourdailyuseofanime Is reconnecting

Lol u read my mind

你会读心术 0

Roger Elzenga

@someoneonlylol hahahahaha!!! :D

@someoneonlylol 哈哈!!! :D 0

Mohammed Azzan

@Bruh Spaghet yooo that’s what I was thinking

@Bruh Spaghet yo 我也在想这个 0

Bounphithak Phithak

Yea honestly thats the only explanation i’ve got when watching this vid. It also baffles me when i see a very very obedient dog

有一说一, 这是唯一能解释的通的. 当我看到一只非常顺从的狗时我懵了. 0

Never own a dog btw house too small

顺便说声我家太小了从来没养过狗 0

2000 subscribers without videos? challenge

@Brian Smith true

@Brian Smith 真实 0

Flare Dubbzy

There’s a anime for that

有个动画是这样的 0

Working Prole

@Bruh Spaghet oo-oni chan

@Bruh Spaghet 大哥哥 0

that blue angry bird that travels dimensions

Now where I heard that before…

我是在哪听过 0

Gamera

That would be the case because is more loyal than a person

这么火是因为狗比人还忠诚 0

LIANG XU

On the white board, “there are 4015 days left till charry’s college test”.

黑板上写的, “距离Cherry的高考还剩4015天” 0

C Denny

When’s that?

什么时候? 0

Funniest Valentine, The Loli Protector

That’s roughly mid September of 2031

大概是2031年9月中旬 0

ninn55

The test is actually early June. It’s always in June 7th to 9th. The video is probably posted on douyin 3 mouth ago.

高考实际上在6月初. 一直都是6月7号到9号. 视频可能3个月前就发在抖音上了 0

Faith County

You can see the sad face on that dog, he will never see that day coming. He will be missed by his sweetie then

你能从狗狗脸上看到难过, 他永远不会看到这一天到来. 到那时他会被被他的小甜心怀念的 0

Shubham Lahoti

LOLLL

笑了 0

RadioCinema

That’s… horrible.

这…真可怕 0

Angelina Clemente-Tran

@Matthew Lamp Yes we are!

@Matthew Lamp 我们就是领先! 0

Suvdaa B.

Lol the most asian thing hha

太亚洲了哈哈 0

Stefi Mae Foronda

For real?

真的? 0

Mythical

Title should be,“That time i got reincarnated in another world as a Dog.”

标题应该改为, ”这次我在异界重生为狗” 0

Grey B.

Wow! Do you want to reincarnate?

Let me help you.

And everyone else that mentions isekai.

哇你想要重生?

让我来帮帮你

还有谁提到异世界吗 0

_ Kiroshi

That time I got reincarnated as a dog*

这次我重生为狗* 0

Kristian Santosa

Many people are struggling to teach their dog to sit

This dog managed to teach a kid to sit

Lol

许多人努力教他们的狗坐下

这条狗成功的让个小孩坐下

笑了 0

Suphakanya Jantasuk

Huh how? Sit is the easiest thing you can teach the dog.

怎么了? 让狗坐下是你能教给狗最简单的事情了 0

THXyz

Suphakanya Jantasuk r u dumb

Suphakanya Jantasuk 你笨啊 0

Abby B

my dog literally only knows the word “chicken” and begs for food, but okay

我的狗狗就听得懂”鸡肉”然后就开始要吃的了, 但也还好 0

Graves

i’m dying

笑死我了 0

LittleKingRyan

So it’s true dogs are more loyal than most of the human

所以狗比大多数人还忠诚是真的 0

ᴍɪᴋᴀ x

Nothings better then having a animal best friend, That’s also smarter then you

没有比拥有一个动物朋友更好的事情了, 更别说比你还聪明 0

Aotian Zheng ‘student’

Father: Getting near

爸爸: 走近了 0

German Shepard: Achtung! Achtung!

德牧: 注意注意! 0

Furry Police

This dog: very helpfull dog

这条狗: 非常有用 0

My dog: “lemme just pass out randomly while walking backwards”

我的狗: 在向后走的时候把我绕晕了 0

C4RV

Why is nobody talking about the dog wearing a shirt all the time

为什么始终没有人去说这条狗穿着个短袖呢 0

Reality

That is not her pet , that is her sibling

那不是她的宠物, 那是她的兄弟姐妹 0

Mike Escbdo

And her best friend

也是她最好的朋友 0

Vishrutha

Siblings put you in trouble instead

然而兄弟姐妹给你找麻烦 0

E Grffin

No i think you mean soulmate. Lol

不我想你说的是灵魂伴侣.lol 0

Twice Tzuyu

He must have been human in his past life, Soooo cute

上辈子一定是个人, 太可爱了 0

Danny

I scream

Bruh ancient knowledge you got there

兄弟, 从你这学到了远古的知识 0

I scream

@Danny i refuse to believe humans are superior considering i know so many karens and ohter kind of idiots out there

@Danny 考虑到我认识这么多女拳和其他类型的傻货, 我拒绝相信人类更优越 0

Danielle Chio

Or a human soul in his body

或者在狗狗身体里有个人类的灵魂 0

I’m not fat, Paul. It’s power.

@I scream a person is smart. But people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals.

@I scream 单个人很聪明. 但是聚集起来后就成了又傻, 又不淡定又危险的动物 0

Paloma San Basilio

No. Reincarnation is only human to human.

And animals to animals.

不. 重生只能是人和人之间

还有动物和动物之间 0

They are never interchangeable.

他们之间永远不能相互转换 0

Kaleo Vizcarra

Paloma San Basilio I mean who knows have u been reincarnated before

Paloma San Basilio谁知道呢, 你之前有重生过吗 0

Zhenyu Cai

@I’m not fat, Paul. It’s power. Lol most animals are panicky and dangerous. Especially under stress.

@I’m not fat, Paul. It’s power. Lol 大多数动物都是不淡定且危险的. 特别是处于压力之下的时候 0

John 건 Benton

@I scream not smarter, but one of the smartest non-human animals

@I scream 没有更聪明, 但他们是非人类动物里最聪明的一个 0

Jina Trul

Wow, reincarnation

哇重生啊 0

Danny

@I scream do you refuse to believe there are geniuses that made such complex machines like your device? You may not acknowledge it because its a norm now, but a ton of thinking has gone into finding out how to make parts for a device. Thinking about one is the hardest part. Just remember that alot of dumb people get spotlighted on the internet, remember that most humans aren’t like that.

@I scream 你不相信制造出你电脑这样复杂机器的人是天才吗? 也许你不会承认, 因为现在已经很普遍了, 但是人们花了相当多的心思来研究如何制造电脑的配件. 构思出来一个配件是最难的部分. 记住许多蠢货在网上受到了吹捧, 大多数人不是那样的. 0

Charles Anderson

“Nuomi hasn’t had any professional training”

The dog can literally receive mail and hold bags and grocery baskets.

“糯米没有接受过专业训练”

这条狗实际上可以收邮件, 拿袋子和购物篮 0

Sabrina H

The dog has certainly been trained by the dad or someone, it said the dog hadn’t had “professional” training, never said the dog didn’t receive training from them

这条狗肯定是被爸爸或者其他人训练过的, 报道说狗狗没有接受”专业”训练，可从来没说没有接受训练 0

amy 2337

They also mentioned that the dog’s parents were former police dogs. Maybe it learned by watching it’s parents train. It also is a German Shepherd which are one of the smartest breeds

他们还提到狗狗的父母以前是警犬. 也许它是通过观看父母的训练学到的. 它也是条德牧, 最聪明的犬类之一 0

Doan

meanwhile mine destroys everything in her path barely listen or stays still

同时我的狗会毁掉她路上的一切, 从来不会听话或者保持安静 0

v c

The dad literally said he trains the dogs later hahahahaha still amazing dog regardless

随后爸爸说他训练了狗狗,不管怎样仍然很神奇 0