短剧：全世界今天就是要针对你_风闻

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youngsumma

I literally just burst out laughing on a quiet train when he did the subtle “no” head shake

当他微妙的说“不”摇头时，我真的在一个安静的火车上笑了起来 0

Pronounced Van-Knee-uh

The fact that he didnt say shit the whole time his face expressions said everything

事实上，他自始至终都没说什么，他脸上的表情说明了一切 0

Phil F

I went to a town hall meeting and now the world thinks I’m gay

Consequences

我参加了一个市政厅会议，现在全世界都认为我是同性恋 0

You’re a cry Baby

He’s never going to another town hall meeting

他再也不会去参加市政厅会议了 0

Bill Morgan

Peele has the most talented eyes in all of the acting world.

皮尔的眼睛是整个演艺界最有才华的 0

beakt

Thank you, Key and Peele. I don’t remember laughing so hard in a long, long time. Seriously, my chest and face now hurt, and my eyes are puffy like I’ve been crying. I had a hard time breathing even after the video ended, and it took longer than the video itself for it to subside! This is good for the soul. God bless you.

谢谢你们，Key和Peele。我很久很久都没笑得这么厉害了。说真的，现在我的胸部和脸都疼了，眼泪都笑出来了，眼睛肿得像哭过一样

甚至在视频结束后，我的呼吸都很困难，而且用了比视频本身更长的时间才平息下来

这对灵魂有好处。上帝保佑你们 0

SM Parcon

The cameraman looking for him was the best

寻找他的摄影师是最好的 0

John Appleseed

Love it when the cameraman focuses on him whenever that word is being said

喜欢每次说到那个词的时候，摄影师都专注在他身上 0

özge kılıç

I’m pretending to sleep in bed. I am having a hard time not to laugh.

我假装在床上睡觉，我很难不笑出来。 0

joeresio

The camera work every time he said “gay” hahahahhahahaha

每次他说同性恋的时候，摄像机都能正常工作 哈哈哈哈哈哈 0

Sir Thunder

I watched this like hundred times, and I show this to my friend and he laughed AF

我看了上百遍了，我把这个给我的朋友看，他也笑了 0

Reagan Rodrigues

This made me laugh so hard, it made me make one of those weird laugh noises

这让我笑得很厉害，还让我发出了这辈子最奇怪的笑声 0

EruRoraitoX

I’ve seen this before and yet I’m literally in tears from this

我以前见过这个，但我真的笑出了眼泪 0

Pat Sal

Hahahaha

When the teacher is talking about failing students and they stare at you through their whole lecture

哈哈哈哈

当老师在谈论不及格的学生时，他们整堂课都盯着你看 0

Discreet Ninja

That’s how u make someone laugh even without saying a single word

这就是你如何让别人笑的技巧，即使你没有说一个字 0

rosey bud

When the cameraman lost sight of him and started scanning the audience is when I flatlined and went into a laughing coma!!

当摄影师看不见他开始扫视观众的时候，我就笑得昏迷了 0

SO. CAL

Natural Comedy, I was laughing the whole time only louder as the video went on

一个很自然的喜剧，随着视频的继续，我一直在大声笑 0

Daniel Montuam

Man I see myself in this video. One day My friend invited me to go to the church with her and I accept. So the Mother fxxxx pastor start to talk about vicious, drugs, and looking at me; brow, that wasn’t enough, he said: you… ues, You wering Lamber jack shirt, trust, believe in Jesus, he going to liberty you from vicious!” I didn’t know where to put my face.

伙计，我在这段视频中看到了我自己，有一天，我的朋友邀请我和她一起去教堂，我接受了邀请

而牧师的母亲开始谈论邪恶，毒品还看着我皱眉头，这还不够

她还说:你….相信耶稣，他会把你从邪恶中解放出来!

我不知道该把脸放哪了 0

Stephanie Ruff

The entire room looks at the dude.

伙计，整个房间的人都在看着他 0

Elisa P

That moment where that uncle starts saying homophobic stuff at thanksgiving and everybody turn to you

那个叔叔开始在感恩节说一些恐同的话，然后所有人都转向你 0

Yogesh kumar

When you are afraid to identify being straight because of media backlash

当你因为媒体的强烈反对而不敢承认自己是异性恋时 0

smashyland

Key and peele have destroyed my life. Can’t go to any occasion without thinking of this and bursting out in laughter. This vid came into my head today in a business meeting and I had to leave

Key和peele毁了我的生活。在任何场合我只要一想到这个短剧，我就忍不住大笑起来

今天在一次商务会议上，它一下进入了我的脑海，我不得不先离开了 0

Shiyel Wildman

I watched this while holding my sleeping baby, next to my sleeping boyfriend neither of whom I wanted to wake. Needless to say I almost had an accident laughing so damn hard without making a sound lol

我抱着熟睡的宝宝看着这个，旁边是我睡着的男朋友，我不想吵醒他

不用说，我笑得太厉害了，但我没有发出声音 0

Porter Webster

Camera man keeps looking at him when homosexual stuff is mentioned and he is trying to subtly hint he is straight but keeps failing

当提到同性恋的时候，摄像师一直看着他，他试图微妙地暗示自己是直男，但一直失败 0

Shun Trill

I literally died. I’m writing this from the spiritual plane vato…

我真的死了。 我是从精神层面上写的这段文字 0

visharad rawat

Everyone straight until the camera guy focuses the camera on you.

每个人都是直的，直到摄像师把镜头对准你 0

Saad ul Islam

I couldn’t even finish the video, never laughed so much on any comedy skit

我甚至没法看完这个视频，我从来没有在任何喜剧短剧上笑得这么厉害 0