【黑人兄弟】你看片儿来着吧_风闻

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TrackStarAA1

Now I know where the sweating meme came from.

我总算整明白我出汗的毛病是哪来的了 0

Kanye East

“Porn? What’s por- oh pornography?” Lmao trying to act dumb

“色情?什么是色情?”哈哈哈 试图装傻 0

zombie -orchestra

@Kanye East Really? I thought he was just being completely innocent and sincere.

真的吗?我以为他只是完全的天真和真诚 0

Kanye East

Yeah me too at first! isn’t it wonderful how we both think alike??

是的，一开始我也是这么认为! 0

lord arpvc

I do this everytime when somebody trying to dig the truth out of me. always find a way to lie lmao

每当有人试图从我身上挖掘出真相时，我都会这样做

我总是想办法撒谎 哈哈 0

lyfe 1zruff

lol he tried to act like he didnt even know what porn was lol

哈哈 他试图表现得他甚至不知道什么是色情 笑死我了 0

Jovane Jr Mateo

Should have just said “I dexed it to keep a little bit of space open so that it can run smoothly.” 

应该这么说：“我删除它是为了保留一点空间，以便让它可以平稳运行。” 0

9boomerang

Gosh, i have an operation and have to stay in the hospital. I watched some of K&P sketches just to kill time. It’s such a bad idea. I laughed harder than I should and it actually creates more pains than the operation itself lol.

天哪，我要动手术了，必须住院

我看了一些视频只是为了消磨时间，这真是个坏主意

我笑的太厉害了，这造成了比手术本身更多的痛苦，哈哈 0

Josh Lucas

6 years later and I still don’t know how they got that water shooting out his head like a whale lol

6年过去了，我还是不知道他们是怎么让水

像鲸鱼一样从他的脑袋里喷出来的，哈哈 0

atrocious _ pr0xy

the projectile sweat at the end was the full load, bro. lmao.. and man was so calm even though his whole face is bursting.. dang. my wife walked in on me the other day AS i’m about done with “it”.. i locked my phone and pretended to be asleep, but the audio from the video still played. BUSTED

看看最后喷出的汗水， 哈哈

这个男人是如此的平静，但是他的整个脸都要炸开了

前几天，我刚用“它”干完那事儿，我妻子突然走进来。我马上锁上了手机，假装睡着了

但是视频的音频仍然在播放，我被逮个正着 0

Mary

Hahaha so funny when the sweat started coming out of his head like a little water fountain. Lol

当他的汗水像一个小喷泉一样从他的脑袋里冒出来的时候，真是太好笑了 0

Dominic Perez

Oh my God the struggle is real! XD I hope this doesn’t happen to me.

啊 天哪 这很真实，我希望这不要发生在我身上 0

Nick Frsh

The thing about incognito is that it makes me feel like there’s a group of people ready to judge me for what I am about to watch…

我用隐身模式的原因，是我觉得好像有一群人准备根据我要看的内容来评判我.. 0

gabriel ang

you should have Use Incognito Mode! everytime I watch porn turns on incognito

你应该使用隐身模式！ 每次我看色情内容都用隐身模式 0

Steven

This is why my wife and I have our own computer lol

这就是为什么我和我妻子都拥有各自电脑的原因 哈哈 0

April Vaca

OMG, I could not stop laughing and rewatching. This skit was freaking funny as hell

我的天啊，我不停地笑，不停地看。这个太好玩了 0

Torper Vazquez

When my brother take a see in my storage contain with downloaded pics and i be like

当我哥哥在我的存储容器中看到我下载的图片时

我就像。。。。。 0

Deception The Introvert God

This skit demonstrates how I feel When someone starts looking through my phone

这个短剧展示了当有人开始看我的手机时我的感受 0

Kendo121

my face hurts when I watch this, I cant stop laughing

看这个 我的脸都笑疼了，根本停不下来 0

Robertho Massof

Was watching this beside my girlfriend last night and she was already sound asleep. I was trying to maintain my laughter, but it only made me laugh harder 

昨晚我在女朋友旁边看这个节目，她已经睡得很熟了。我试着控制我的笑声，但这只会让我笑得更厉害 

acidic-awakening

thats why you just use an incognito window or just clear just the porn from your history

这就是为什么你要使用隐身或者从你的历史中清除色情内容 0

Steve Hahn

Ladies, if your man clears history, it means he cares and loves you enough not wanting you to get hurt. 

女士们，如果你的男人清除了浏览历史，则意味着他非常关心和爱你，不希望你受到伤害 0

Joseph Summers

Glad I have my own laptop… with my own password… and no one knows the password except me so no one can log on unless I log on for them…

幸好我有自己的笔记本电脑……有我自己的密码…除了我没人知道密码，所以没人能登录，除非我帮他们登录… 0

Lawrence Perteet

what is S&M?

啥是SM？ 0

Mark Bernal

lol “Worse than horses!?” and the stream of sweat sprouts from his head.

哈哈，“比马还糟!?”汗珠从他的脑袋上冒了出来 0

mc12358

My solution: don’t look at porn

我的解决方案：别看色情片 0

sam potter

i feel as though that this would have been funnier if he continued to make up excuses for a little bit longer. Other than that, great work, Key and Peele!!

我觉得如果他再多编造一些借口，事情会更有趣 0

TurboThunderGaming

holy shit I’m laughing, I can’t stop.

天啊，我在笑，停不下来了 0

marcus jone

So weird i had the same talk with my wife lol

真奇怪，我和我妻子也这么说，哈哈 0

abdou salem

i don’t know what’s up with that horse stuff and i don’t wanna know. gotta keep what’s left of my innocence.

我不知道关于马那是怎么回事，我也不想知道。我要保留我剩下的纯真 0

Deena Price

I have no idea what incognito mode is, but I’m going to look that up now after this.

我还不知道什么是隐身模式，但我现在要查一下 0

Jonathan Pelissier

Her facial expressions really drives it home.

她的面部表情很能说明问题 0

izik jaarola

Like if u’ve gone through the same thing

这就像是你也经历过同样的事情 0

gibbitup

LMAOOO oh mannn that was hilarious. I loved his expression during the whole thing

哈哈 太有趣了 我特别喜欢他的表情 0

Re San

This is one of my favorite. 

这是我最喜欢的之一 0

Evelyn Flores

I have never laughed so hard over a video lol

从没有其他视频能让我笑的这么厉害 0

valeyon101

My only question is what was he watching? bruh 

我唯一的一个问题是，他到底看了什么？ 0

mannequinfukr

luckily only 3 friends of mine know what porn I watch (it wasn’t mentioned on the video)

幸运的是，只有我的3个朋友知道我看什么色情片 0

David Le

What does she mean “horses”?

她说的“马”这是什么意思？ 0

ElevenAce

The question should be asked how she know about all that kinky stuff off the top of her head :3

应该问的问题是，她是如何知道所有这些古怪的东西

她的脑海里为什么会有这些东西 0

Paul

Horses?! … WORSE THAN HORSES!?

LOL

马？比马还糟糕？

哈哈 0

watch me whip bruh

Just because it happens to you, doesn’t mean it happens to us. 

这只会发生在你的身上，我们不会发生 0

Elijah Haywood

Depends on the girl, if you’re the best she’s ever had, then she’s thinking about you.

这取决于女孩，如果你是她有过的最好的，那么她会想你 0

Tora Chan

@blublast3 If chicken is the best meat you’ve ever had, that doesn’t mean you can’t go for steak

如果鸡肉是你吃过的最好的肉，那并不意味着你不能吃牛排 0

Est199X

This is why incognito mode was made on chrome.

这就是为什么chrome设置了隐身模式 0

GreekFreakyJoker

Oh my god. what is worse than horses!!?!?!? XD XD

哦,我的天哪。还有什么是比马更糟糕呢？ 0

AyyGin

@GreekFreakyJoker I can think of something worse than horses, that shit would get you arrested.

我能想到比马更糟糕的东西，那种东西会让你被捕的 0

Seoung Lee

there is no way this girl knows that much about cache & cookies in a browser

这个女孩对浏览器中的缓存和Cookie知之甚少 0

He Who Battles

The real question here isn’t whether or not he was watching porn, but “Why does he only have one computer?”

这里真正的问题不是他是否在观看色情影片，而是“为什么他只有一台电脑？”