小龙虾占领中国办公室_风闻
龙腾网-2020-07-20 16:20
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正文原创翻译
Dozens of crayfish took over an office floor in China’s Zhejiang province after a woman forgot to take her order of 10kg of the seafood home.
在中国浙江省，一位女士忘记带10公斤的海鲜回家后，几十只小龙虾占据了办公室
评论翻译
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Deputy_ Commander
Crayfish : i’’m hereby claimed this floor as my territory.
小龙虾：在此特此宣称，此楼层为吾等之领地！ 0
Winston Wan
Crayfish can’’t escape from their fate after trying to flee from being cooked
小龙虾：这几个小时的逃亡，终究是错付了。 0
Ganda Gandara
Do you ever feel, like escaping from a plastic bag, like a crayfish, crawling by the lift?
你们有没有想象过，自己象小龙虾一样逃出塑料袋，在电梯里爬上爬下。（大概讽刺上下班） 0
Grand Fred
Hi! I’’m one of the crayfish. I would like to alx that some of my neighbors don’’t respect the social distanciation…
嗨！我是其中一只小龙虾。我要投诉我的邻居们不遵守社交隔离 0
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Shimrbae 482
“I thought they were cockroaches I was terrified”
how are crayfish less scary then?!
”我还以为是蟑螂，我怕死蟑螂了“
所以小龙虾就不吓人了？！小龙虾没有排面的吗？！
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- Rafther -
No one gonna question what happaned to the woman who ordered those crayfish after this?
没人关心那个买了这些小龙虾的女人后来怎么样了吗？ 0
Mr P
Looks like a horror movie title The death of the crayfish.???
恐怖电影：小龙虾之死 0
Joshua Kenji
Wow she actually ended up cooking it ??
哈哈！她还真的把这些煮了（吃了）？ 0
Monika
0:09
look at that high quality editing
看0:09那里的高分辨率的剪辑 0
S. C.
Crayfish are so cute, like tiny lobsters)
小龙虾真可爱，就像小小的龙虾。（我都不知道该说中文贫乏还是英语神经病了） 0
John D
They run so fast
（小龙虾）跑得真快 0
Novik
Almost everyone: “It’’s free food.”
几乎所有人都觉得 ”这是免费食物“ 0
sammy so
Americans criticizing Chinese for eating cray fish, yet Americans host the world’’s biggest crayfish festivals. Lol
美国人指责中国人吃小龙虾，然而美国举办着全世界最大的小龙虾节。笑死 0
Pro Huawei
No one:
Crayfish: Hippity hoppity the floor is my property
没人：（字面意思）
小龙虾：不占山头当蚂蚁，占着山头当皇帝！
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Maddie Evelyn
No one:
Me: hey this is like a minecraft silverfish infestation
没人：
我：嗨，这看上去就象我的世界里的蠹虫入侵（事件） 0
Me: Awww how sweet
我：啊啊啊啊！真甜！ 0
And cooked them
然后她就把小龙虾煮了 0
Me: Awww how delicious
我：啊啊啊啊！真爽！ 0
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·KIWIDOGGO·
0:08 who else noticed the crayfish were edited on XD
谁注意到了0:08连小龙虾都被打码了。 XD
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China Bill
We like eating crayfish in China. It’s delicious.
在中国我们喜欢吃小龙虾。这非常美味 0
ZGT Man
Imagine, you’’re just about to get out from the floor and suddenly the floor in front of you are filled with swarms of crayfish.
想象一下，你刚刚走进这里，突然间地板上出现了一大堆小龙虾 0
movingwater stone
Ill start picking them up for dinner
我会把它们带走作晚餐 0
morel von doom
humans: stay home for safety
crayfish: its free real estate
人类：因疫情苟活于蜗居
小龙虾：以自由闻达于网络 0
arcanesage
Who’’d have thought the bag of crayfish in my freezer was harvested from a Chinese office?
我冰箱里的那袋小龙虾就是从这样的办公室里抓来的。真的，你看我诚实的眼睛！ 0
Daniel Gao
Crayfish: hipity hopity your floor is my property
小龙虾：不占山头当蚂蚁，占着山头当皇帝！
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Pango Prime
All these crayfish were arrested for spelling Free Hong Kong on the floor.
小龙虾在楼层里组成解放H.K的字样，然后就都被抓了。 0
Klazer Grazzing
When crayrave started playing in the background
这些小龙虾一定是在看不到的地方搞了个狂欢节。 0
???
These crayfish are like students leaving a classroom after school-they finally have their freedom from teachers lol :)
这就象是学生放学后争先恐后地从老师身边逃开。 lol ：） 0
Donkey Shlong
“Forgot to pick up her order”
忘记拿她的订单 0
satria amiluhur
That’’s a lot of proteins
这是一堆蛋白质 0
Charles Mathew Ong
I like how she’’s terrified of them but ends up cooking and eating them
我喜欢她害怕它们，而最后又把它们煮了吃掉 0
Euro Frontline
Crayfish- yeah, I’’ve survived from being consumed by someone,
小龙虾：太好了，我没变成某人的美食 0
Chinese folks - lol no ways, it’’s 2020 the year of celebration to only eat
中国老铁：哈哈没门，2020是庆祝大吃的一年 0
Krussshh cong kyot
Yummy ??
美味？？ 0
M A
Asian man is like DINNER on the 1st floor..
亚洲人就像一楼的晚餐 0
krepnata kadara
It’’ll be more fun if it’’s cockroach instead, floor, wall and ceiling filled with them
如果是蟑螂那乐子可就大了，地板，墙壁和天花板到处都是 0
?nz s?L
HaHaHa
哈哈哈 0
so funny ?
很有意思？