如果你是一个恶棍,可以选择任何动物与你并肩作战,你会选择什么动物,为什么?_风闻
龙腾网-2020-04-13 18:09
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If you were a villain and could choose any animal to fight by your side, what animal would you choose and why?
如果你是一个恶棍,可以选择任何动物与你并肩作战,你会选择什么动物,为什么?

评论原创翻译:
ThunderingSacks
I would probably choose a flying one. Either an eagle or owl. But since I’m gonna be a villain one of those giant vultures would suffice.
我可能会选择一个会飞的动物,鹰或者猫头鹰。不过既然我是个恶棍,一只秃鹰就足够了。
ArgentStonecutter
Owls are a pretty common villain theme in comics.
猫头鹰是漫画中常见的反派动物。
Sal_The_Dragon
Lion king, I see. Scar loses though
狮子王,我明白了。最后刀疤输了
Just_A_Player_
How about a Canadian Goose?
加拿大鹅怎么样?
kingdyl07
Just dont bring him near kids in the zoo
不要让动物园的猩猩接近你们的孩子
dabuku1
Honey badger. Self-explanatory
蜜獾,理由不言自明
2ndfloorhigh
Honey badger don’’t give a shit
蜜獾才不在乎呢
tinkrman
Oh nasty!
哦,真恶心!
StormOfHoney
Can’’t believe how far down this is!
真不敢相信你们还能选择它!
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heartscrew
The one with the sharpest fangs wins.
尖牙利齿的动物可以胜任。
13Mac_ 13Mac
Komodo dragon… Actually the komodo dragon would be the main villain, and id be the companion animal
科莫多龙… 实际上科莫多龙才是大恶棍,我只是它的伴侣动物
Gden
I can see it the hero beats you down and you laugh and say “oh you thought I was the boss” and the Komodo stands on two legs and starts laughing
我脑补的场景是,剧中的英雄把你打倒,你笑着说“哦,你不会以为我是大反派吧” ,然后科莫多龙站起来开始大笑
zender23
But in animation it wont look that good
但是在动画片中,它看起来不会那么和谐
80000_days 80000天
Black panther. lethal, stealthy, agile, badass AF…
黑豹,致命性和隐蔽性强,动作敏捷,跳的还高.。
Sal_The_Dragon
Checks all the villain criteria
检查所有的恶棍符合标准
primepio
So you’re an evil Drizzt Do’urden?
所以你是一个邪恶的小精灵?
Garg_and_Moonslicer
Would he have a Vibranium suit?
他会有一套振金服吗?
ZeiglerJaguar
Leopard or jaguar?
美洲豹还是美洲豹?
echoAwooo
Yah but Guenhwyvar isn’’t going to be happy with you.
是的,但是关海法和你在一起是不会快乐的。
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PaperbackBuddha
Sea slug.
海蛞蝓。
Nobody would be expecting that.
没有人会想到这一点。
Dolliiy
When hippos shit, they spin their tails in order to spread it all over the place. The radius they cover can reach up to 10 meters.
当河马拉屎的时候,它们会转动尾巴,以便把屎撒得到处都是。它们覆盖的半径可达10米。
real_zexy_specialist
This is clearly the best answer. Thick, semi-armored skin. Razor sharp teeth. Don’t take shit.
这显然是最好的答案。身体厚实,半披甲的皮肤,锋利的牙齿,还不说废话。
cidiusgix
Finally a decent answer. Nothing fucks with a hippo.
终于有个像样的答案了,河马真是无恶不作。
snackattack747
Vicious bastards
恶毒的混蛋
xaeromancer
Apparently it’’s the third deadliest creature on the African continent.
显然它是非洲大陆第三致命的生物。
Only mosquitoes and people kill more people.
只有蚊子和人才会杀死更多的人。
Erebus_Zero Erebus zero
Provide me with meth and I’m in
给我提供冰毒,我就加入
Prometheus_Turati
To be honest, the Florida man will probably just build you an airplane out of Bud Lights and crash into your ex’s house while fighting an alligator while singing the
Star Spangled Banner. Overall, good choice
老实说,佛罗里达人可能会用百威之光给你造一架飞机,然后一边和鳄鱼搏斗,一边唱着星条旗永不落,最后开飞机撞上你前妻的房子。总的来说,这是个不错的选择
Zer0M0tivation
that’s too op, you need a nerf
这波操作太骚了,你需要一个实力稍弱的伙伴
DownvoteMasterhehe
Animals mate not monsters
动物交配不出怪物
Marmitecashews
If only real animals are allowed, an elephant.
如果只能选真实的动物,那就选一头大象。
If made up animals are allowed, a demon elephant.
如果虚构的动物也能选的话,那就选一头恶魔大象。
Hegemooni
Metal as hell
铁石心肠
ItsAlways2EZ 2ez
Ancient psychic tandem war elephant
古老的通灵双人战象
Cowboy_Spongebob
If made up animals are allowed I’m taking a dragon or a big ass lion
如果虚构的动物也可以的话,我会选一条龙或者一头大屁股的狮子
technitaur
A Cape Buffalo. They’’re massive tanks and they also understand the concept of revenge. Supposedly, they can [remember] an individual years after being
wounded/threatened, and will do everything they can to hunt down and kill the person.
南非水牛。他们有着坦克般的体型,也懂得复仇的概念。据说,他们能够记住使它们受伤或者威胁它们的人好多年,并且会尽一切可能追捕并杀死这个人。
And also they’’re the closest thing to a minotaur I could have as a real-world animal.
同时,它们也是我所能拥有的最接近于现实世界动物的牛头人。
Tartaras1
So they’’re essentially oversized crows. Crows also seem to understand the concept of revenge, except what they lack in body mass they make up for in numbers, turning an entire flock against you.
它们本质上是超大型的乌鸦。 乌鸦似乎也懂得复仇的概念,体重虽然不足,但是赢在数量多,可以让整个乌鸦群一起攻击你。
frog_without_a_cause
A raccoon. Better yet, make it a pack of raccoons, each with its own specific skillset.
一只浣熊。更好的办法是,选一群浣熊,每只浣熊都有自己独特的技能。
kiltedpastor
I read that wrong at first. I was trying to figure out why trash pandas needed a skillet.
我一开始读错了,我想弄明白为什么垃圾熊猫需要一个平底锅。
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SexDrugsNskittles
While skimming this comment I had to do a double take because I thought you said the goose was DTF. Haha
在浏览这个评论的时候,我不得不重新审视一下,因为我以为你说这只鹅是 DTF。 哈哈
KENPACHI-KANIIN
Grizzlies. They’re tanks. A full grown exemplary grizzly bear is prolly worth a lot more than any who goes face to it. And they look cuddly
灰熊。他们就是坦克。 一只成年的灰熊比任何面对它的人都更有价值。它们看起来也很可爱
EDIT 1: wow, never knew this would get upvoted that much. I change my mind, i’m going with kodiak bears instead
编辑1: 哇,从来没想到这个会得到这么多的支持。如果我改变主意,我会选科迪亚克熊
MaynardJ222 222
Why not Polar?
为什么不是极地?
atomicsoar
I’’d go with a Kodiak, they’’re grizzlies on steroids and I love them. A bit less cuddly looking but if I’’m a villain that’’s fine lol.
我会选科迪亚克,它们是打了类固醇的灰熊,我爱他们。 看起来不那么可爱,但如果我是一个恶棍,面相好不好看无所谓,lol。
Subliminal_Rose
Bears are that perfect mix between an absolute bone crushing machine and a derpy-faced ball of fur.
熊是骨头粉碎机和皮毛球的完美结合。
twentyplusfortynine
Get near these huggable cuties and they will turn you into noodle.
接近这些小可爱,它们会把你捏成面条。
TheScienceGiant
False. Black bear.
错,是黑熊。
MaynardJ222 222
Canadian Goose. Just 1 is fine.
加拿大鹅,一只就行了。
Iwinyoul0se 4. iwinyouloul0se
Dude it’’s supposed to be a sidekick not the actual villain…
伙计,这是选一个帮手,不是选真正的大反派..。
Hq3473
Quick primer:
快速入门:
Canada Goose
加拿大鹅
Canadian goose
加拿大鹅
amborg
I scared off TWO Canadian geese that were messing with my friend’s dog the other day. I actually was really proud of that. Apparently if you also act like an angry goose it really freaks them out.
前几天,我吓跑了两只调戏我朋友狗的加拿大鹅。我真的为此感到骄傲。 显然,如果你也表现得像一只愤怒的鹅,这真的会吓坏他们。
OhHelloPlease
If you got a problem with Canada Gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate!
如果你对加拿大鹅不爽,那就是对我不爽,我建议你把它腌一下!
InauspiciousGroan
You monster!
你这个怪物!
Astheperfectmoon
You evil bastard. Pure genius. I would flee at first honk.
你是一个邪恶的混蛋,也是一个天才。我一听到喇叭声就会逃跑。
buddycatz
I don’t mess with a Canada goose, even my dogs knows not to mess with a Canada goose…
我不会惹加拿大鹅,甚至我的狗都知道不要惹加拿大鹅..。
_Goose_
What about a British goose. Asking for a friend…
英国鹅怎么样? 替朋友问问..。
MyCodeNameIsBryan
Oof.. I came here thinking something poisonous, or venomous but I never thought to choose something toxic.
我来这里的时候想的都是有带毒的动物,但是我从来没有想过要选择有毒的动物。
Good choice!
不错的选择!
Azmedon
A white tiger because they look awesome.
一只白虎,因为它们看起来很威猛。
shroom2021
A crab named citizen snips
一只名叫“公民”的螃蟹尖叫起来
Edit: holy crap! My first award for a futurama reference. Thanks!
编辑: 我的天哪! 我的第一个未来学参考奖。谢谢!
Haggie
An elephant who never forgets… to kill
一头永远不会忘记… 杀戮的大象
King_Rhymer King rhymer
CITIZEN SNIIIIIIIPPSSSSS!!!!!
公民狙击!
WhetForAnOmelette
Courage the cowardly dog
胆小的狗英雄
XavierMendel
The hero lies broken on the ground, gun pressed against their forehead.
英雄摔倒在地,枪顶着他们的前额。
“The things I do for love…”
“我为爱做的事… … ”