川总早起拿错剧本_风闻

The Media should view this as a time of unity and strength. We have a common enemy, actually, an enemy of the World, the CoronaVirus. We must beat it as quickly and safely as possible. There is nothing more important to me than the life & safety of the United States!

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媒体应该团结在朕的周围共同对抗全人类的敌人新冠病毒，我们必须尽快取胜，没有比美国人的生命和安全更重要的了！

下面第一条回复就是：

YOU LITERALLY CALLED THE MEDIA “THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE” and now you’re panicking because no one will help you out of the unholy mess you created through incompetence and inaction. oh man you are one of a kind

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是你把媒体叫做“全民公敌”的，现在你慌了吧，你把事情都搞砸了，而且没人会帮你的，做个人吧！

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当然川总不忘甩锅，

“Nancy Pelosi all of a sudden doesn’t like the payroll tax cut, but when Obama proposed it she thought it was a brilliant thing that all of the working families would benefit from because if you get a paycheck, you’re going to take home more money.”

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老巫婆突然变卦不支持朕的工资减税，明明奥巴马搞的时候她双手赞成来着。