老师：再不认真听课，我剧透复联给你听！_风闻

来源：环球时报

学生：万万没想到，躲过了无孔不入的网友，却躲不过三尺讲台上的人。

对老师来说，管理课堂可以说是非常让人头疼了。但是从上周开始，美国的老师们有了一个新武器，那就是最新上映的《复仇者联盟4：终局之战》。

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The new movie is the 22nd entry in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It follows the major cliffhanger from “Avengers: Infinity War,” released last year, where the villain Thanos appeared to vanquish half the universe with a snap of his fingers. “Endgame” also provides answers to dozens of loose threads from the other movies in thefranchise.

《复联4》是22部漫威电影终结篇。在去年上映的《复仇者联盟3：无限战争》中灭霸一个响指就征服了半个宇宙，而《复联4》则延续了那扣人心弦的情节，同时还提供了系列电影中数十条伏笔的答案。

Though the movie has already broken more than 30 box office records, not everyone has seen it yet. And teachers have threatened to spoil plot points to keep some students in line.

虽然电影目前已经打破了30多个票房纪录，但并不是每个人都看过。所以不少老师为了维持课堂秩序，威胁学生：你不乖我就剧透。

▲Teachers are threatening their students with ‘Avengers: Endgame’ spoilers to get them to behave in class (via Insider)

此刻，学生的心里大概是崩溃的，好好地上个课，怎么就要被剧透了呢?

有几个学生就在网上贴出了老师使用这个策略的照片或视频。每次学生大声讲话时，老师就写出一个字母，一点一点地剧透。

我们一说话，化学代课老师就在白板上写出剧情的一部分。

用户Heroic1也是剧透受害者，老师在白板上这样写着：

复联4开场20分钟里，因为雷神，灭霸______。

Reddit网友来劲了，在评论中给出了各种花式剧透范本：

(看过的人来做一下完形填空呀!)

一名推特用户也贴出一个老师在白板上写的警告：不守规矩就剧透。

他不是来真的吧!

纽约的一个老师用了这个方法后，表示效果奇好，简直是课堂秩序的强力维稳剂。

Rebecca Shamsian, an English teacher in a New York City high school , told INSIDER that she used the method Wednesday when one student inadvertently revealed he hadn’t seen “Endgame” yet. When he spoke later in class and distracted other students later in the period, she threatened him with a spoiler.

纽约一所高中的英语老师丽贝卡⋅沙姆辛接受Insider采访时说，她周三就使用了这种方法。那天一个学生无意中透露，他还没有看过复联4。后来当他在课堂上讲话打扰到别的学生时，丽贝卡就威胁他再不认真听讲就要剧透给他了。

​"I told him that if he didn’t stop distracting people right now, I would tell him an ‘Endgame’ spoiler," she said. “I could see his eyes widen, and immediately he closed his mouth and turned towards the assignment. I have literally never seen such an instantaneous result with a student.”

她说：“我告诉他，如果他继续打扰别人，我就要剧透复联4的剧情了。”“他的眼睛瞬间睁大了，立刻闭上嘴，转过身去做作业。讲真，我从来没在学生身上看到见效如此快的方法。”

The strategy worked again Thursday, when the same student disrupted the class.

周四，当这个学生再次扰乱课堂秩序时，老师又使上这一招，依然非常好用。

“I said, ‘Oh, have you seen ‘Endgame’ yet?’ His response was a pitifully unbelievable: ‘No — I mean yeah,’” she said.

“我说，‘哦，你已经看了复联4是吗?’他的回答有一丝遗憾又有一丝难以置信：‘还没有——哦，不，我看了。’”

“I said, ‘OK great, so you don’t mind me saying that Thanos—’ and his hands FLEW to his ears,” she continued. “Needless to say, the rest of the period was perfectly on task.”

“我说：‘哦，那很好，所以你不介意我说灭霸……’只见他飞快地用双手捂住耳朵，”她继续道，“不用说，剩下的时间里他完全是像我期待的那样认真听课了。”

▲Teachers are threatening their students with ‘Avengers: Endgame’ spoilers to get them to behave in class (via Insider)

丽贝卡说，这一招给课堂管理帮了个大忙，因为随着期末的到来，让学生专心听课变得越来越困难。不管是提醒他们成绩会受到影响，或是警告说会打电话喊家长，都没用。只有这招，一出就见效。

然而，她提醒到，周末会有更多学生去看剧，下周这招可能就没那么见效了。另外，这招仅适用于复联4，对权游无效。

不过老师能拿剧透威胁学生，学生也能以其人之道还治其人之身。这不，就有老师贴告示请求学生不要在教室附近讨论剧情。

亲爱的同学们：我弟弟去坦帕市出差了，最早周三晚上才能回来。我要等他回来一起去看复联4。所以拜托各位，不要在任何靠近我教室的地方讨论剧情，直到这张告示撕掉为止。你们都知道我有多爱漫威，所以拜托帮个忙哦。如果有人胆敢剧透哪怕一帧，我保证你会更希望灭霸打烂你屁屁。

我班上有个孩子想要剧透复联4，然后硬核化学老师威胁他，剧透了就不给他写推荐信。

正所谓，冤冤相报何时了，大家放过彼此、共同创造一个和谐美好的校园环境，好吗?

你支持老师使用这招来管理课堂吗？